Sirius Black

AKA: Padfoot or Snuffles

Harry Potter's presumed dead God-father/doggy. One time best friend of James Potter and Remus Lupin, "killed" at the hands of one evil bitch of a cousin Bellatrix Lestrange. Also, hands off, as he is betrothed to the aforementioned Remus Lupin.

"Hello, I'm Sirius Black, the sexiest thing to come out of Hogwarts since...er...ever!"

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Harry Potter

AKA: The Boy Who Lived, Potter, or Saviour of the Wizarding World

Arch-enemy of the Dark Lord Voldemort, and only known survivor of the Avada Kedavra Curse. Son of the deceased Lily Potter and James Potter, and best friend of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Forced into a childhood of danger and risking his life for the good of others, by his mentor and headmaster Albus Dumbledore. God-son of the also "deceased" Sirius Black. Seeker on the Gryffindor Quidditch Team, and loathed enemy of fellow Seeker Draco Malfoy. Also, inevitable true love of Severus Snape, but in the meantime, will shag anything that has a pulse, or not.

"Hello, I'm Harry Potter, and I've clearly got issues!"

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Severus Snape

AKA: Professor Snape

Sex in Black Robes Hogwarts Potions Master Extraordinaire, and all around snarky git. Once sworn enemy of MWPP, especially James Potter, who saved his life, and Sirius Black, who risked it. Secretly hiding a good side under all his bitching and whining. Also, inevitable true love of Harry Potter.

"Hello, I'm Severus Snape, a greasy-haired git you cannot resist!"

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