Severus Snape

AKA: Professor Snape

Sex in Black Robes Hogwarts Potions Master Extraordinaire, and all around snarky git. Once sworn enemy of MWPP, especially James Potter, who saved his life, and Sirius Black, who risked it. Secretly hiding a good side under all his bitching and whining. Also, inevitable true love of Harry Potter.

"Hello, I'm Severus Snape, a greasy-haired git you cannot resist!"

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James Potter

AKA Prongs

Harry Potter's deceased Daddy. One time best friend of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. Murdered while protecting his family from the dark Lord Voldemort.

"Hello, I'm James Potter, and I was a bitch to Snape when we were at Hogwarts."

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FuckBoy

A lad who fucks over too many lasses just so they can get what they want no matter how many lasses they hurt.

That Jordan over there is such a FuckBoy, he finished that lass just because he found someone better.

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