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When your teammates think you can't win this game
You "NFL!"
An abbreviation for Null Factor Law, a mathematical method where you can assume that one multiple of x is equal to zero when the equation is equal to zero.
Person 1: "How do I solve this equation?"
Person 2: "Use NFL."
An army acronym as old as WW1, it means
F*cked
Up
Beyond
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Recognition/Repair
Person 1: "Did you see that plane crash?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the way it hit the ground..." they shook their head. "FUBAR."
When someone ignores their friends in favour of the girl/boyfriend they are dating at the moment. When they are unable to be in the same space, touching each other, they cannot be parted from their phone, where they are undoubtedly messaging them. They will mostly ignore their friends, unless they feel the need to insult them or defend their relationship. To sum it up, it's when couples spend over 60 hours a week in a vc.
Person 1: "Man, I haven't seen 3 for ages."
Person 2: "Yeah, not since they started dating 4."
Person 1: "But 4 lives overseas, how does that work?"
Person 2: "Over 60 hours in a vc, that's how. I wish they weren't hiberdating, I need their help with this job."