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Collegie

High school student, usually a sophomore or junior, who visits college campuses periodically throughout the year. They are usually accompanied by parents and younger siblings and travel in small groups. They invade dining halls, bookstores, libraries and gyms. Collegies are characterized by sense of displacement and bewilderment. The brave ones will ask for directions, but most of them stand around with parents looking stupid.

Today at the dining hall there were three groups of Collegies that were wandering around aimlessly.

by Charger 69 & Patches February 1, 2010

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Power-reading

To read an extremely large document in a very short amount of time. Time to page ratio: one page a minute. If you are really pressed for time: two pages a minute.

It was 1:00 p.m. and I just realized that I had a 38 page reading assignment for my class at 2:00. I found myself power-reading so fast that my vision went black for a second.

by Charger 69 & Patches February 15, 2010

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