Charlie Sheen

A drug so powerful if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

Mr Tassleberry: I have some bad news. Rick from accounting passed away this weekend.

Cubicle Workers: Gasp!

Mr Tassleberry: Toxicology reports show an overdose of Charlie Sheen.

Stew from shipping (crying): Was it subtle?

Mr Tassleberry: No, Stew, his face melted off and he exploded.

Everyone at once: Sick! Gross! Oh my god! Jesus, No! No! Nooooooo!

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