Lan Ping

A rare type of asian who has red hair. Lan Pings usually come with glasses. Lan Pings are normally fly gangsters.

Guy 1: Dude! I finally saw a Lan Ping!
Guy 2: No way, you saw a red headed azn? Lucky!
Guy 1: Yeah bro, I'm tweeting it right now!!

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Drake

Aubrey Drake Graham, also known as 'Drizzy' or 'Drake', a recording artist and actor. He is part of Lil Waynes crew: 'Young Money'. The new slick-rick signed to the 'Cash Money' record label. Well known for his singles 'Best I Ever Had' and 'Successful'. Also, known for playng the character of Jimmy from Teen Nick's teen drama series Degrassi.

Guy 1: "Making hoes wobble like a bridge in uh earthquake!"
Guy 2: Are you singing Drake's music? The kid from Degrassi?
Guy 1: Yeah bro, his shizz is tight. Who knew he could act and flow?

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Jockin'

(a) to be a copycat
(b) to be a tease.

a: that hoe is always jockin' my swag.
b: nahh, she doens't have sex bro, she's just jockin' you.

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Throw down

(a) party
(b) fight
(c) drink

(a) it's halloween bro. i want to party, let's throw down!
(b) that epic douche kept txting my girlfriend, so we had to throw down.
(c) she was only like 100lbs, but we had some beers last night and she could really throw down!

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Kittens

fluffy little homies, that make good companions.

those kittens were so cute i went home and cried for two hours.

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Do the dew

(a) drinking out of a bottle without touching your lips to the rim, like they do in commercials.

(b) using a homemade bong

(a)

guy 1: hey, let me get some of that grape drink.
guy 2: no way dude, you'll backwash.
guy 1: come on please? i'll do the dew.
guy 2: alright, here.

(b)
girl 1: are we smoking out of a banana peel and a cork?
guy 1: yeah, i lost my bong so we're going to have to do that dew.

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Steps

lines shaved into the side of your head using clippers.

kid: can you gimme some steps?
hairdresser: i have never heard of those.
kid: well, just shave some lines into the side of my head.

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