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A theory on how the earth began, its nature, and its meaning. So atheism is a religion, and a dumbass lie.
My religion is that we were created by a genius computer nerd who made this universe, and it became a kickass game with over 6 billion users! It would explain our faults.
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The root of all evil, greed. Though many think simply money is the root of all evil, which doesn't make sense.
The love of money is when you are greedy and will kill for it.
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A new version of Windows from Microsoft that looked good in development, and still looks good now. Unfortunately, that's the only improvement. The new Microsoft office that can come with some versions of Vista is terrible and difficult to use. It also oftentimes causes the computer to lag, a lot.
The last flaw I am going to point out (Although this is my majority-supported opinion) is that the security is so up tight that there is hardly anything you can run on Vista without the computer asking for permission to run it, even if it is something from Microsoft. If you want to ask me, stay with Windows XP.
Guy #1: I have good news and bad news.
Guy #2: What's the bad news?
Guy #1: I just got Windows Vista. It lags like crazy.
Guy #2: Sorry about that. So, what's the good news?
Guy #1: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Guy #3: I didn't see THAT coming!
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I just studied fapathy, and there's way more ways to do it than I thought
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A person who either goes on Urban Dictionary too much, or adds to Urban Dictionary too much, and is thereby a fanboy for it. They also find things out for the first time here.
Urban Dicktionary: Hey, did you no "wigger" means "wannabe gangster?!"
White Girl: *Is coke*
Wigger: No wai! WTFLOL
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Mandaeism is a minor religion with around 65,000 followers. Most followers live in the Middle East, though some live in America. Holy book is Ginza Rba and Qolusta.
Mandaeism is in the Mid-East, but it is not an Abrahamic religion like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Abraham is considered a false prophet to them. Other false prophets are Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad.
Mandaeans say that their religion started with Adam and Eve, and the final prophet (Also most important prophet) was John the Baptist, who gave plenty of religious information to Jesus Christ, trusting him to spread the truth. Now Mandaeans say Jesus perverted John's words and so is a false prophet.
Prophets:
Adam
Abel (Whom Cain killed)
Seth
Enosh
Noah
Shem
Aram
John the Baptist
There is almost no information aside from prophets since Mandaeans are somewhat secretive about their beliefs, so that is all that can really be said.
Mandaean: I believe in Mandaeism!
Not a Mandaean: WTF is Mandeeism?
Mandaean: Teh truth.
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A website that used to be great but has been overrun with retarded, repetitive quizzes like, "which of mi frendz r u??" And the forum has been overrun with ignorant asses as well.
I went on Quizilla before it got lame.
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