TIAGO SANTOS

A short hairy dwarf with an average size penis and very sweaty hands. Tiago’s Santos usually have abnormally big heads and smell like beavers sperm.

Have You Seen Tiago Santos?
Yes, he is down The Hill, violently masturbating himself.

10👍 1👎

Montenegro

Black cock.
Dirty and abnormally big penis.
Vector of both pleasure and disease

Last Night, did you tasted Hugo’s Montenegro?
Yes, it was as big and tasty as they said!!

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DAVID

Someone who master his mind.
Sexually Fantasies With Marketing.

Have you seen what David can do with his mind?
Yes, he masters it.

Pedro Pedro

Double P.
Square Peter.
Pedro of House Pedro, Lord of Foz do Douro and Warden of the North.

“Pedro Pedro, tens talhas?”

Castiajo

You spell this shit with an “e” not an “i” you fucking cunt.

Would you do Castiajo?
Yes, but “CastEajo” btw…