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Biologophobe

A person who refuses all biological facts in defence of a fantastical ideology. A person who rejects reality.

"So you don't believe in biology? You biologophobe."

by Charlie Cheesecake September 26, 2019


Dacre's Law

Dacres's Law (or Dacre's rule of Daily Mail analogies) is an Internet adage asserting that "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving accusations of being a 'Daily Mail Reader' becomes highly likely."

The law is named after the infamous former editor of The Daily Mail, Paul Dacre, and can be applied when being accused of being a right-winger for showing concerns regarding immigration or transgenderism.

"I am concerened about Free Moment Of People, because it exploits a vulnerable migrant workforce and pushes wages down."
"Been reading The Daily mail, have you?"
"It's a bit early to be using 'Dacre's Law' isn't it?"
"Bigot!"

by Charlie Cheesecake November 5, 2019


Normalophobe

1. Someone who has a irrational fear and hatred of normal people, and who wishes to marginalise the majority of normal people with words like “cisgender.”

2. Someone who rejects both objective and biological reality, because those realities do not support their own unicorn-world philosophy of everything being a myth or social construct.

3. Someone who disagrees with all normal people, regardless of the argument at hand. The earth is both transgender and flat in the mind of a normalophobe, despite the empirical evidence to the contrary.

4. Someone who believes that biological sex is a myth, even though it was because of biological sex that they exist in the first place. They prefer the 'non binary stork theory' instead.

1. Stephanie the normalophobe makes a habit of putting down normal people over the internet.

2. Morgane the normalophobe claims that cisgender (normal) people do not exist, and should all die horrible deaths, even though they don’t exist.

3. Adrian the normalophobe is a Dr who refuses to treat anyone who believes in biological reality, and believes that people can be born in the wrong bodies, even though there is no medical evidence to support this claim.

4. Joss the normalophobe is a man who believes that he is a woman, and therefore hates all normal women, because he knows that he could never become a woman.

by Charlie Cheesecake March 7, 2020

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Wokeum

Wokeum is a portmanteau of the words "woke" and "bunkum."

Woke is a political term originating in the United States referring to a perceived awareness of issues concerning social justice. It has mutated from its original meaning into "political correctness on steroids."

Bunkum is an archaic noun meaning nonsense, balderdash, flapdoodle, claptrap and gibberish.

"Hey, man, did hear about Skylar's protest at the weekend?"
"Oh shit, what is she protesting about now?"
"Something about non-binary trans trashcans having human rights or something."
"Well crap in you hat and wear it backwards. That woman is full of wokeum."

by Charlie Cheesecake October 19, 2020