a key (kilo)

In Toronto, a key to the city is more likely to involve a kilo than something that opens a lock.

when someone tells you they want a key (kilo) in Toronto, they don't mean a key to the city

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regurgitude

The seemingly intelligent recap of what one has been taught that came from the mind of another.

Yeah. It sounded intelligent, until you siphoned off the regurgitude.

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freckless

To have no freckles without having once had them and being defreckled.

Yeah, you're cute you freckless c*nt.

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exsighted

She didn't see me, but I saw her.

I was in an adult novelty shop buying lubrication for a strawberry flavored relationship that I am now enjoying when behind a green plastic bag of dirty laundry, that ghosting bastard, lo and behold, exsighted.