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A vaginal fart or queef that a female expels from her "gulley."
Jennifer let loose with the sweetest gulley breeze when I pulled out
26π 16π
When a girl masturbates.
If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.
29π 6π
A chick that is so out of order fine that she makes you all hard like stone.
Sheila is so fine she got me all medusa. It started in my pants.
223π 100π
To defecate.
If I drink milk at breakfast I always have to bust a grump about 10:30.
35π 4π
A fart that you smell IMMEDIATELY after it leaves your ass.
I was just getting out of my car when some instant ass escaped my cornhole. I couldn't get out before it scorched my nosehairs!
23π 10π
1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.
2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.
Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!
40π 14π
What you do when using a public or portable restroom whenever you have to bust a grump. You layer the seat with toilet paper and hover so your ass cheeks don't get tainted.
I had too much meat on a stick and warm beer at Lolapalooza so I had to deliver a huge order. The johnny on the spot had urine crusted pubes on the seat so I had to use like 3 layers of TP before I went into the cover and hover.
41π 8π