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The act of female masturbation. To rub/prod the female genitalia.
My boyfriend only lasts about 15 seconds so I normally have to punch the pie to get mine.
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Similar to mofo, nofo is short for:
1. aNOther fucker or,
2. aNOther FOol
Used to describe someone of no limited significance.
Cortland Finnegan gambled but lost trying to jack with Andre Johnson. He proved to the world he's just a nofo with little man syndrome.
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One who has a extreme liking for swallowing and does it with great fervor.
Alexis loves choking down my load. She is such a cum guzzler and can't get enough.
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To try and take back what you just said. In reference to the way a crawfish swims/walks -- backwards.
Jimmy done say he wanted to titty-fuck that bitch but when he find out she be my kid sista he start crawfishin' like a muthafucka.
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When you're constipated so badly that you have to reach out for leverage on the handi-tard bar and shit to press that thing out.
My legs were already asleep before I went into the full court press. All I got was some scrogglings
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VLF = Vaginal Lubrication Factor
A rating system to describe the lubrication of one's vagina.
10 = Super Wet
1 = Uncomfortably Dry
Jenn's VLF was an easy 10! She calls herself the "Sexual Slip-n-Slide!
"Baby, my VLF is down to about 1. Can you grab the Astroglide so we can get busy?"
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When an adult flips out, behaviorly speaking, over something relatively insignificant.
An adult tantrum.
The stewardess just told Jon our flight was going to arrive 1 minute later than scheduled. Now he's throwing his peanuts at her and cussing up a storm. He always throws a noreltny like this for the smallest things. I hope the Air Marshalls don't bust a cap in his ass for being "that guy."
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