plod

1) The police
2) A policeman or woman

1 - I was trying to rob the lawnmower out of this bloke's shed when the bastard clocked me and rang the plod.

2 - I got chased right down Bewley Drive by this one plod.

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LA

A word used by scousers instead of a full stop (period) at the end of each sentance. Similar to Glaswegian "byraway", cockney "innit" or brummies "aroooit".

Now den la, 'ow's yer ma?

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Jigger

1) A Giocheque received from the British government, esp. as payment of Unemployment Benefit.
2) A small, narrow alleyway between houses

Sense 1)"Arr eh laa, I 'aven't got yer dough dis week kidda, me jigger's late!"

Sese 2)"Deez plods wuz chasin us, so we run down de jigger and inter dis fella's back gaaarden"

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Jigger

A girocheque received from the British government, esp. one used to pay Unemployment Benefit (also Dolecheque, see Dole)

"I haven't got your dough this week, my jigger's late."

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.44 Magnum

A nice big bottle of champagne, vintage 1944.

Hello garcon, we'll have a nice '44 Magnum if you don't mind.

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