Punk

A term of endearment for someone who's a rowdy troublemaker, usually a smartalec, in a lovable sort of way.

Cousin 1: "I love my family, I really do! If I could've picked my own family, I would've picked this one!"

Cousin 2: "Out of all of my cousins... you're one of them."

Cousin 1: "F*** you, then, punk!"

pwnburn

v. to pwnburn is to present an argument that simultaneously pwns and burns

n. a pwnburn is an argument that does such.

inter. used to announce the excitement that one has just used a pwnburn effectively.

I believe prostitution should be legal. I mean, it's brought your mom money. I just pwnburned you! haha!

Your pwnburns are really ineffective.

I don't think that zoophilia should be legal. What effects has it brought on your dog? Pwnburn!

Nylons

women's stockings made from a sheer material (nylon or rayon or silk)

Mike wore some sexy nylons to the drag show

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Dumbasshat

N. a synthesis of the words "dumbass" and "asshat" meaning "a dunce who has his or her head up his or her ass, thereby wearing his or her ass as a hat."

You are so unintelligent and so unaware of the world around you for believing such cockamamie ideas that you must be a dumbasshat.