Random
Source Code
Random
It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.
Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.
73π 27π
Is a term used to describe the act of giving a blow job without using your hands.
That girl was so gifted at oral sex she could deep throat while doing a freebird.
37π 45π
When one plays Pokemon Go! in Bosnia. They may believe they have caught a Bulbasaur but instead the find a landmine.
Guy 1: Hey, where is Novak?
Guy 2: He was trailing a Bulbasaur over by the park and caught a Bosnian Blowasaur instead. He lost both of his legs and now his dog is running around the yard to hatch his eggs for him.
When you have PTSD from working with a bad Point of Sale computer.
I'm sorry. I'm having flashbacks! It's my PosTSD it acts up when I see a new POS at a resteraunt.
To choke in a key game or series after looking great in previous circumstances
Lebron James had Lebronchitis in the final games of the 2010 Eastern Conference Playoffs against the Boston Celtics.
Lebron James also suffered from Lebronchitis in the 2011 NBA Finals against the Dallas Mavericks.
193π 54π
A female that is used for a booty call only at night that is usually less than the male's normal personal standard of physical attractiveness.
The reason she is a vampire bitch is because she is unattractive to the point that the male only wants to see her late at night with limited light and not himself be seen with her in public.
So ladies, if you only go over to a guy's house at midnight or later and he has no lights on and he has to lead you around the coffee table and such and you have to be gone for whatever reason before sunrise then you qualify as a vampire bitch.
Jim: What did you do last night?
Glenn: Nothing
Jim: Then why did I see a Honda Accord in your driveway last night?
Glenn: I don't know what your talking about.
Jim: Of coarse you do. That red Honda Accord that was gone when I got up this morning.
Glenn: Oh that. That was just my vampire bitch!
A sexual act made famous by the Grand Theft Auto video game series where a man picks up a prostitute, pays her for her services, and then runs her over in the car he picked her up in and retrieves his spent money.
Steve: Why is your Benjamin red?
Dan: I performed the Grand Theft Auto last night and couldn't get the blood out of the money