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Condom usually magnum used to fit a larger penis. Can also be called a schlong-sleeve shirt.
Greg put on his schlong-sleeve so he could take care of Rebecca.
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Taking the tobacco out of a cuban cigar and replacing it with marijuana.
You can smoke a philly if you want but I prefer a sea-sick Cuban.
Ted Cruz... Texas Senator that had his wife and father insulted by Donald Trump and then bootlicked the guy who insulted both his father and wife. When his state was without power during a blizzard instead of helping his constituents he took a vacation to Cancun, Mexico.
Ted Cruz is the physical embodiment of a Spineless Slimeball.