Ghetto Vampire

Someone who is emo, but also has bright colored hair.

“Bro I just saw this girl with bright pink hair in the hallway!”
“I but she was a Ghetto Vampire.”

Winter Fog

When you see fog outside, it actually Jesus smoking his crack pipe

“Did you see that Winter Fog earlier”
“Yeah dude, Jesus got high on crack”

gsymtylb

Go suck your mommy's titties you little baby.

omg, he cheated on you, tell him, gsymtylb

Whip-Jacked

Getting punched in the face so hard, that you get whiplash.

“Bro, David got into a fight yesterday!”
“Yeah I know, I heard he got Whip-Jacked and passed the fuck out!”