Treason

When a person makes the ungodly decision of putting raisin bran cookie dough ice cream in place of the chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream tub at any licenced ice cream shop

guy 1: "Hey thanks for getting me an ice cream cone from that new place downtown."

guy 2: "no problem man"

guy 1: "can't wait to dive into some chocolate chip cookie dough ice crea- BLEGH"

guy 2: "what's up man you good?"

guy 1: "THEY SERVED US RAISIN BRAN COOKIE DOUGH"

guy 2: "oh God oh fuck, they committed an act of treason-"

SWAT team: *storms into the room* "EVERYBODY GET DOWN"