Celibaggot

A person who is extremely flamboyant about refusing to have sex.

I haven't had sex in years! I am finally brave enough to come out of the closet. Hear me load and clear, world. I am a celibaggot!

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Crockered

An unnecessary disposal of partially eaten food, most commonly doughnuts or fried chicken, and is considered wasteful but extremely humourous. Very common practice in the Western Canadian city of Calgary, Alberta.

Did you just throw away 10 doughnuts in that 12 pack?! That is a waste of food!

Nah man. I Crockered that shit.

Yeah. That was pretty fucking funny.

Torontawful

Canada's worst and most expensive city located in the province of Onterrible.

I hate living in Torontawful. The pungent oder of rotting garbage and farts fills my nose as I commute 4 hours to and from work just to lose money. People who love Torontawful or dullards.