Laila

A legend at its finest, Laila is an immense weeb and will flex her anime merchandise nonstop. She cries and simps over anime characters but also loves DILFS and MILFS. She probably wants to bang Charlie Kelly from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Her kinks are endless. She’s also a furry and a big titty goth gf. Laila is a hilarious and wonderful friend who will brighten your darkest day, never dry and always exciting to talk to. She shouldn’t ever be depressed, because she’s such an amazing person to be around!

Laila’s presence made me forget all about the family tea this morning!

April

The baddest bitch ever. She’s both simultaneously cute as fuck and hot as hell and you can’t decide which one she’s more of so you just go with both. She’s got a fat ass and a great, hilarious personality unlike most of the everyday bitches that exist. She’s great at video games, can rap as fast as Eminem, and runs a legendary meme page. She’s a mix between a hot cheetos ghetto baddie and a 90s skater type crazy son of a bitch. I know you’re probably like, how is that mix even possible? But once you meet April you’ll know exactly how.

April is hands down the coolest bitch I’ve ever met, and will ever meet, ever.

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Hornyness Aggression

A variation of cuteness aggression. An aggressive state brought upon by horny overload, specifically toward the person you’re fantasizing about, or fucking. This is mostly always seen from the dom toward the sub. You become so overwhelmed with need to fuck this person, overwhelmed by how fuckable and hot they are, you feel almost like violently hurting them, or fucking them so hard it hurts them.

Dan: Holy fuck, April’s so hot I just want to fucking tear her head off while I’m fucking her. I wanna slit her throat and pound into her until she passes out.
Ian: Damn dude, are you okay? Are you trying to hurt her?
Dan: No, it’s just hornyness aggression, kinda like cuteness aggression. I wouldn’t hurt her, obviously. Just like I wouldn’t squeeze a rabbit to death.
Ian: Oh, okay, that makes sense, I guess.

Danny

The sweetest person you’ll ever be friends with. She’s wholesome and caring, she will listen to your problems and comfort you. She’s probably punk and adores hello kitty along with 100 gecs. Danny owns a bunch of cute animals and lives in a mansion. She’s great at baking and playing the guitar too. If you become friends with a Danny, don’t ever lose her.

Danny baked me a beautiful cake for my birthday, and now I’m happy.

Homofier

A person who tries to make canonically straight characters gay. They can argue the characters are actually secretly gay, or just write fanfiction about them being gay. You get the idea. They’re extremely annoying, and would probably murder you for disagreeing with their ships.

Maria: Osamu Dazai isn’t gay, you stupid homofier. Stop trying to make straight characters gay!
Homofier: SHUT UP! HE IS SO IN LOVE WITH CHUUYA!

Gavino

He’s probably asexual and he meows all the time. He’s a good friend, and he will send you funny memes. He’s a little crazy in a good way. He probably owns a bunch of fish and potentially a cat. He watches anime sometimes and doesn’t care about being rich.

Gavino only masturbates once a month.

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Fausto

The most wholesome friend you will have, extremely nice and caring with a happiness that is contagious. He will brighten up any room. He is most likely pastel goth and gay he also likes hello kitty and other cute kawaii animals. Fausto is mostly innocent but has a cursed sense of humor. He always has his hair done perfect and is super funny too. If you aren’t friends with one you should be.

Fausto, I can’t believe you can deepthroat an entire banana!

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