Butter Up

In prison, inmates lubricate their arsehole with butter before they see a visitor bringing them contraband. It ensures a comfortable insertion of said contraband.

Flanno is coming to visit me in an hour with some Meth. I better go butter up.

Smelly Safe

In women’s prisons, the Smelly Safe is where inmates hide contraband. Also known as a Hairy Handbag. Politely called a Vagina.

I think Karen has a bit of heroin hidden in her Smelly Safe

Hairy Handbag

In women's prisons, the Hairy Handbag is where inmates hide their contraband. Also known as a Smelly Safe. The polite term is a vagina

I think Karen has some Heroin hidden in her Hairy Handbag