butt sculpture

What people from Perrysburg, OH call their poop.

Janis: How much for the butt sculpture?
Sales Lady: Only 400$
Janis: I'll take it. What a priceless piece of shit.

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reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.

Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)

reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.

Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)

Gamble fart

The calculated risk of either an epic fart or shitting your pants.

Charlie: That was the best Enchilada of my life.
Nicole: Brace yourself, gamble farts are coming.

streeitnam

Your daily grind ass shit.

Uh… this meeting is turning into streeitnam.