Young Yum

Good looking, fit, 20 to 30yr old that you’d like to have sex with

My mates daughter is a right young yum.
Russell down the Dukes Head is a young yum, I’d love to get his trousers off

Ambinostrilous

Comfortable using either nostril to snort

Wish I was ambinostrilous like Tarquin, I always use my left and it gets sore

Oitch

A female office worker known as an office bitch

Business is growing, need to employ an Oitch to do the paperwork