Unblobbin’s Cough

Dry cough developed from spending less than 18 hours per day in bed.

Alexis had to work after just 9.5 hours of sleep and developed a case of Unblobbin’s cough.

Cudrape

Act of forcibly cuddling a non-consenting party.

Alexis is in the doghouse for cudrape.

Blumpkinpox

Dry cough associated with giving too many blumpkins. 98% of cases involving Greek ancestry

Alexis woke up this morning with a case of Blumpkinpox