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cupin

to fuck in the shower

I want to cupin you so bad

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pencil

A childish word for a penis.

wow look at the size of that guy's pencil.
Or i wouldn't mind nibbling on his pencil

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Phat mate... Like charlotte phat!

its when you want to annoy some one such as charlotte phat... then you get dirty looks... Phat mate called... Charlotte phat! get meh drift?

Phat mate called charlotte phat...
*dirty look from phat*
Phat mate called ya mam charlotte...
*dirtier look*
Phat mate...
*she walks off or ignores you*

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mash

good guy to play the hmmmmmm game with and most lovely guy in the world who knows how to make me jealous

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i win!

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nard

acronym for Not A Real Doctor

psychiatrist, radiologist, pathologist. As in, "I got a psych consult to give a hypertensive HCTZ. NARDs."

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yampi

crazy, foolish, odd. 'kooky'

her lime green and red polkadotted trousers are very yampi..

that lora, shes a bit yampi. yesterday she randomly snogged that old man

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