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Man it was so cold driving to work yesterday, I had to use the fart warmer.
A person that becomes a douchbag whenever there is a pretty girl around. Typically, it is either a girl being ignorant out of jealousy, or a guy being ignorant trying to impress the vagina.
Examples of people being a Vagina Douch: Carl is typically such a nice guy, but he becomes a complete douch whenever Valerie is around. Hey did you ever notice what a douch Tina can be when a hot girl is hanging out with us?
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When you double down on a ridiculous premise.
Donald was Trumping down when he said. "I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me."
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A girl who is especially attractive partly because she is thin.
Did you see that girl at the burger joint?
You mean the one that's eating disorder cute?
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The introduction of drama into diplomacy, whether it be for promoting a specific agenda, political shaming with made up rhetoric, or just stoking ones own ego.
Did you see how Trump went after Jeff Flake with all those diplodramatic tweets.
When your smoke detector's battery gets low, and it makes unwanted tweets all night.
What happened to the smoke detector last night? I kept hearing these stupid little tweets all night long. Oh, the battery is dying, so it became a Donald Trump Smoke Detector.
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Usually occurs while farting or "break"ing wind. During a windbreak a small unassuming turd seizes the opportunity and sneeks out while the door is open (so to speak).
I can't believe it, but I was out crop dusting in the hallway yesterday and had a jailbreak, so I had to visit the restroom for a cleanup on aisle 5.
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