bill

To coerce someone into participating in an activity by simply saying "alright let's go" or "you're coming". Such tactics may only work on the weak-hearted or non-confrontational people. Do not try this strategy on someone with a short fuse. This path may result in a swollen lip. The term is derived from ancient Greece, were the philosopher Plato used his strength in the area of rhetoric and persuasive speech to talk a young man into taking part in the town orgy. Historians and ancient Greece enthusiasts insist that this gentleman's name was Bill. However, according to dental records and carbon dating he went by William. To make the term more relative to modern times, it was changed to "billed" because "williaming" someone just sounds retarded.

Dude, I totally didn't want to come to this Goatse Gone Wild exhibition! I wish I wasn't such a vagina so y'all wouldn't bill me so much!

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