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When you dip your tip in Big Mac sauce and let her lick it off
Someone who uses their teeth whilst doing a blowjob
Tina is a scrote slasher
When you fuck a bitch so hard that her pussy looks like a Big Mac
Yo I fucked Shaniqua so hard she looked like a Mac Attack!!
When you stick your dick in the water jet of a pool and cum
I was chilling in a public pool and someone decided to dare me to do a waterslot
When you use sperm instead of milk in coffee
I gave my girlfriend an ejaculatte
When you crack an egg in a girls ass and then fuck her so hard that it scrambles
Come here Kim and let me give you a good ole deviled egg
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When you jizz on chicks face and she smiles
Damn gerald i got acne from when you cumlepted
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