Race

Race (as in the phenotypes), or skin color, is something you cannot define in any way on Urban Dictionary without getting a heap of dislikes.

Hello, I am mixed race.

April 24

National Skipping Day

April 24th is National Skipping Day. It is a day celebrated for skipping. This day should not be misinterpreted and used to spew misandristic or misogynistic comments generalizing billions of people as sexual assaulters.
Example:
A: What day is today?
B: It’s National Skipping Day! Let’s have fun and skip!

April 24th

National Nothing Day

April 24th is National Nothing Day. Since everyone thinks only women can be victims, or that this should be "national murder day", how about "National Nothing Day"? Sounds like a more peaceful world.