Vegan butthole breath

When you eat raw broccoli and other vegetables causing your breath to smell like a vegan's butthole.

God Jorge! Lay off the broccoli. You've got vegan butthole breath!!

Bar Fly

A female that is rather trashy and low rent that hangs at the same bar week after week. Usually wears provoctive clothing that is unbecoming and dances like she has a pole on stage. Is also one man away from contracting AIDS.

God, drunk Amy is here again! She is such a bar Fly.

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sheep shee

An old European term used for an enema.

“When is the last time you pooped? You obviously need a sheep shee.”

“Go give yourself a sheep shee, you’re so full of it!”

Artist's Day

When you take an epic shit and it smears the toilet in a decorative fashion for all to see and admire your work.

I was able to admire Jorge's beautiful work of art after he left the bathroom. He is always celebrating Artist's Day!

blooming onion

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"

"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"