Triss Merigold

She was a skilled healer and carried with her many magical potions, but she never used them on herself because ironically, she was allergic to potions, and used amulets to treat herself. She was also quite a powerful mage, certainly when it counted most. She wore an amulet - sapphire overlaid with silver. Triss' hair is more of a muted chestnut red, making her look like she has brown hair. Her voice is so soothing that you can listen to her all-day. She's the most beautiful woman in the whole of Continent.

Geralt: Have you seen a red-haired woman? goes by the name Triss Merigold.
guard#1: Oh you mean that beautiful princess? Yeah, she put us all into a spell, but I don't mind.
guard#2: We love you Triss!! We love you Triss!!
Geralt: Hmm

Edward Kenway

The only good assassin/pirate in the entire franchise.

Blackbeard: Alright, lads. I’ll give you Blackbeard’s honest opinion. You ask me, "Can this new captain promise you a life of prizes, plunder, and adventure?" Aye. Amongst all the gentlemen of fortune sailing these West Indies, he ranks amongst the most clever. There was a time when I thought myself the deadliest scourge of these seas. But this man... he's like a fearsome dog. Feeds off trouble and turmoil. I seen him clear the deck of a Spanish galleon like it were nothing. Fighting like a devil dressed as a man. And he’s the kind of man knows his way around every crack and crevice of these islands. So if it's fortune and adventure you seek, then Captain Edward Kenway’s your man. Only... don't meddle in his private affairs. For there's more mystery in that man than even I dare ask

3 Idiots

Even though I live in the country where this film is made, I still don't like it.

guy1:Did you watch 3 idiots?
guy2:No
guy1:why?
guy2:Cuz it's shit

Chatur

The second Coolest motherfucker on the Planet

David Hasselhof: Hey you know that Chatur guy?

Obama: Yeah man hes the second coolest motherfucker on the Planet after John

Jesse Faden

is the current Director of the Federal Bureau of Control. Jesse isn't the usual sarcastic, quippy girl you used to know. Her appearance is unremarkable and somewhat disheveled, she's pretty humorless, and, at times, her behavior borders on desperate. However Jesse is striking, not just because of her bright red hair and her strong jaw but because she stands with her shoulders squared, feet planted like she’s ready to fight. It is kind of sexy that she has that confidence.

Agents: Director we need help at sector 18!!
Jesse Faden: I will be right there.

Sam Porter Bridges

He has aphenphosmphobia and looks like Norman Reedus. He also carries a baby around for some reason.

Worker#1: urgh the delivery guy is back again
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~

Shennon

a cheerful individual. Dark haired and beautiful. Driven to succeed oneday.

Guy 1 “oh wow who is that”
Girl “I love her hair!”
Guy 2 “guys that Shennon she’s amazing”