Fasterbating

The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating

David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.

Jim Bob: And...

David: 1 minute 30 seconds

Jim Bob: Nice

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Hung Hung Over

The act of still having one or more symptoms of being hung over the day after BEING hung over

Josh: Hey man, why do you look so tired
Man: Well, Josh...I am hung hung over

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Hung Over Horny

Sometimes H.O.H means Head Of Household, like in Big Brother. But here, It means Hung Over Horny. Hung Over Horny means the act of being horny the day after going to sleep horny.

Fae: It's like I was soooo fucking horny last night. And I thought, maybe if I go to sleep, I'll wake up and be okay and go to work fine. But NOOO I was trying to keep the stapler away from my legs ALL DAYYY

Kyleigh: Wow... That is a bad case of the hung over horny.

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lol

Commonly lol is used by everyone, expecially people who say they hate netspeak. ...which really pisses me off

Perfect_Grammar: I really hate it when people use netspeak. Like when dey tlk lyk dis.

Sexy_lolly: Yeah.... I see where your coming from

Perfect_Grammar: I mean, seriously. Are you going to type like that when you get a real job? lol.

Sexy_lolly: Hypocrite... -cough-

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