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When you dance so hard that you blow up your school.
Teacher: What are you doing?
Student: Donât mind me, just doing the Hussein Boogy
An extremely attractive female woman.
Guy: Youâre my eekpong
Girl: fuck off you weirdo
A euphemism for a male mans penis. Known as Peter when flaccid.
Guy: You wanna meet Pete?
Girl: Whoâs Pete?
Guy: *Slaps round face with Pete*
Girl: Oh
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When you get too hot so you lay in bed naked.
Mum: What are you doing?
Me- Just shaft-airing, Mum
Pounding someone back into their primary school years, by sexual means or otherwise.
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: Ah mate I was busy plicking
Guy 1: *Dials 999*
A school teacher that enjoys touching children.
Characterised by shark looking features and a bald head.
Student 1: Whoâs that man over there with the shiny head?
Student 2: I donât know but he looks like an Ullah to me.
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