Norfy

'Norfy' is derived from a mispronunciation of the English word 'naughty':

adjective
1.
(especially of a child) badly behaved; disobedient.
"you've been a really naughty boy"
2.
INFORMAL
mildly rude or indecent, typically because related to sex.
"naughty goings-on"

Specifically, the mispronunciation of a norfy Italian woman. The meaning of the term has since diverged, norfy refers primarily to misbehaviour specifically in the context of the use of narcotics or the sexual arena. Related words are norfies - Drugs; norfiness - Referring to the consumption of drugs.

You don't choose the norfy life, the norfy life chooses you.

1. Che palle! Why are you so norfy all of the time? You said you were going to behave.

2. Let's go out this weekend and do some norfies.

3. I really can't be bothered with work on Monday kamo, had such a norfy weekend.

4. My New Years resolution is not to be norfy anymore.

Scrummbled

To be discombobulated, in a state of physical, psychological, fiscal or existential turmoil.

Common causes of someone being scrummbled include: women, narcotics, alcohol, divorce (see women).

Frank: Alright Tony, did you hear back from that bird?

Tony: Nah man, I'm heavy scrummbled about it by the way.

Tony: You been on that Chaplin again Franco?
Frank: Aye mate, woke up this morning feeling like a pure Scrummbelina.

Tony: Have you heard anything from Shannon about seeing the bairns?
Frank: Fuck all man, feel sae scrummbled - She's turned the weans against us.

Boro Doyle

Hailing from Middlesbrough, a joker, a smoker, a midnight toker.

But above all, a creature with complete disregard for what tomorrow holds, let alone coming weeks, months and years.

Loves fags, booze and myriad other intoxicants.

In recent years, Boro Doyles have been spotted outside of Teeside, with sightings recorded as far afield as Prague, Czech Republic.

The WHO have expressed profound concern at this new migratory behaviour, urging governments across the world to prepare for an influx and increase in Spooky fuckin' Doyles creeping around the place.

Boro Doyle: Defined as a wasteful individual with a penchant for the simple pleasures in life, hails from Middlesbrough.

Example: You've done it again haven't ya, spent all your wages on fags, weed, booze and Charlie? Oooh you are a fuckin' Doyle.

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