pstool

(Pronounced: pee-ess-tool) noun

A childish, derogatory term used by anti-fans of the Playstation 3 gaming console or the Nintendo corporation to describe admirers or even just users of the PS3 or PSP. This term is used despite the fact that name-calling has never improved a single industry and any rational person would admit that each of the current-gen consoles have their own positive and negative aspects.

Sally: "I finally picked up a copy of Patapon 3 for my PSP! "

Bobby: "You're just a stupid pstool fangirl! The PSP has shitty graphics compared to the 3DS. Just buy a 3DS, pick up a copy of Pokemon Black, and then you can be a hardcore, uber, bad-ass, gamer like me!"

Sally: "If you want me to be a nintendrone like you why don't you buy a Wii for me you cheap bastard! At least buy me the new Xbox 360 Slim!"

Bobby: "Then you would be a Xbot! I would buy you a new PC but being a couch jockey is the last thing you need since your ass got so fat."

Sally: "Maybe I wouldn't be so fat if you would let me get a new Wii Fit for my birthday. But no, we had to drive for two days to go to E3 this year to see the new Halo Anniversary game. I never should have married a stupid fanboy like you!"

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nintendrone

(Pronounced: nin-ten-drone) noun
A childish, derogatory term used by anti-fans of the Nintendo Wii gaming console or the Nintendo corporation to describe admirers or even just users of the Wii, DS, or 3DS. This term is used despite the fact that name-calling has never improved a single industry and any rational person would admit that each of the current-gen consoles have their own positive and negative aspects.

Sally: "Super Street Fighter IV 3D has finally been released! I hope it looks as awesome on my 3DS as it did in the trailers."

Bobby: "You're just a stupid nintendrone fangirl! The 3DS has shitty graphics compared to the PSP. Just wait for the PSVita to come out and then you can be a hardcore, uber, bad-ass, gamer like me!"

Sally: "If you want me to be a pstool like you why don't you buy a PS3 for me you cheap bastard! At least buy me the new Xbox 360 Slim!"

Bobby: "Then you would be a Xbot! I would buy you a new PC but being a couch jockey is the last thing you need since your ass got so fat."

Sally: "Maybe I wouldn't be so fat if you would let me get a new Wii Fit for my birthday. But no, we had to drive for two days to go to E3 this year to hear PlayStation kiss ass and apologize. I never should have married a stupid fanboy like you!"

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