Jesusâ second coming where he was warped by the trends of the 21st century and wonât stop saying sheesh and telling among us jokes.
Person 1 âJesus is being so annoying today. My ears hurt from his sheeshing.â
Person 2 âI know.â
Jesus â my names not Jesus, itâs Sheeshus. Sussy impostor.
A Chinese takeaway with an unfortunate name
Got a phat Chinese takeaway from Mong Kok last night