Sheeshus

Jesus’ second coming where he was warped by the trends of the 21st century and won’t stop saying sheesh and telling among us jokes.

Person 1 “Jesus is being so annoying today. My ears hurt from his sheeshing.”

Person 2 “I know.”

Jesus “ my names not Jesus, it’s Sheeshus. Sussy impostor.

Mong Kok

A Chinese takeaway with an unfortunate name

Got a phat Chinese takeaway from Mong Kok last night