Bottom Fluff

When one breaks wind and the lint collected around the anus is blown out like a dandelion

Errol has a real bottom fluff issue at the moment, that lint is lingering around longer than the smell of her actual fluff, it’s terrible for my hay fever

Ainasitis

The discomfort ones anus feels after backing out a shit with epic girth

My god, I’ve got terrible ainasitis today after my massive shit this morning