Playing Mustard

Involves working your ass off for a few days prior to taking time off work, as opposed to playing catch-up (ketchup) upon your return to the office afterwards.

"Hey Bryan, you wanna duck out early today and play a quick 18 with Frank and Toby down at the country club?"
"I wish man. I’ll be in the office playing mustard for the next 3 days before Krista and I head to Bermuda for our 10-year anniversary next week."

Ranchekin

A ramekin the size of a bowl big enough to fit an entire bottle of ranch dressing because you realize that a normal sized ramekin filled with ranch is not enough to support the copious amounts of food directly dependent on the universal flavor enhancer/condiment/dip known as ranch dressing. (i.e. buffalo wings, pizza, waffle fries, breadsticks, cheese curds, juicy lucy burgers, fried mac n cheese balls, fried anything balls, etc.)

Waiter: Is there anything else i can get you folks?
Scottie: Yes, can i get two extra napkins, a bib, the channel changed to ESPN and a ranchekin please? Thanks!!