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The act of accidentally ejaculating when trying to obtain only an erection
I was fooling around with my girlfriend and ereculated
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The act of masking another person's fart or offensive odor with a fart or offensive smell of your own.
There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.
My husband let a huge fart in the car and I, in turn, let a counter stink to save my own life.
I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.
My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.
Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.
Fauxlet (Fo-lett): A word hair dressers use to describe the mullet haircut to someone that wants a mullet but can't bring themselves to ask for it.
A Rat-tail could also fall into this category. Other possible fauxlets would be hairstyles that are questionable, such as the 1990ish Oprah Winfrey style and the mullets that taper back with out such a blunt chop line.
Example 1:
Hairdresser: "How would you like your hair cut today, sir?"
Customer: "I'd like a number 3 above my ears, finger-width on top, and leave all the length in back."
Hairdresser: "Oh, so you would like a mullet then?"
Customer: "Well not really a mullet, more just a regular hair cut with a little length on back - maybe 3-4 inches."
Hairdresser: "Oh, I get it, you want a fauxlet!"
Customer: "Exactly"
Example 2:"I'm really too cool to wear a mullet, but I secretly like the style, so I'm going to wear a 'fauxlet' instead."
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