Homeowner Boner

1.Getting excited from cheaper than usual housing costs.

2. Buying a house and immediately decorating it.

Did you see the price of this house? I have such a Homeowner Boner right now.

Tacopocolypse

1.
The act of eating too much Taco bell.
Which causes major poops and smells that could awaken the dead and numb legs.

I ate so much taco bell I couldn't leave the toilet.
It was like the Tacopocolypse in the bathroom