Pre-Board

To get on before you get on.

A corruption of the English language by the airline companies.

"'We would like to pre-board.' Well, what exactly is that, anyway? What does it mean to ‘pre-board’, you get on before you get on?" - George Carlin

Hayden

Emo boy who loves pizza and wings, some might say he’s a little gay

“Damn look at that hottie Hayden over there”