Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

For when you want to flex your knowledge to friends

(It's actually a disease)

Me: I know the longest word in the English language

Friend: say it

Me: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Friend: :O

Stamp

When your autocorrect glitches out and types random words or letters

My autocorrect is having a stamp again

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Mr. Fuckle

An absolute imp of a cat that somehow manages to fuck up anything it touches

Mr. Fuckle I left you in the kitchen for an hour and now the fridge is upside down!