MBirchy

Very fit man with great personality. He also has a massive hog with a huge body count.

Me: my hog is huge
Micow: you must be MBirchy

Cheese toastie sexual

Sexual attraction to micow and cheese toasties

I walked into my sisters room to find her masturbating to micow with a cheese toastie in her flaps. I said oh my god you are cheese toastie sexual

Beechys sister

Very fit and shaggable. Tight snatch.

I was piledriving this girl. She was very fit with a tight snatch. I thought you are beechys sister