Atenton Whore

Pronounced: A-Ten-Ton Whore

The Atenton Whore shares many of the same qualities as it's relative, the attention whore. They both use the same tactic of creating drama or causing a scene in order to gain attention or to momentarily fuel their hideous egos. However, there is one difference between the two… the Atenton Whore is FAT as FUCK. Like she probably has a lifetime membership to McDonalds, or her own gravitational force kind of fat.

*while in the middle of my fucking Econ final*

-Cheyenne: "OMG this room is so hot, I'm sweating on my paper"

-Awkward silence in the room

-Cheyenne: "Seriously, no one thinks it's hot in here? well you're all dumb as hell. I can't take this test, I'm leaving"

-Jason: I'm surprised that fat bitch could make it to the door without stopping for a doughnut break.

-Jordan: Right? She's the biggest Atenton Whore that I've ever seen.

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