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Célestine

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A girl who is too damn beautiful to be terrestrial (so she's heavenly, cosmic)

Her eyes are brighter than all the suns in our universe together and when she smiles, the world stops turning and thinks: "Damn, boi, how tf can a human creature be that perfect?" Apart from being gorgeous, she is also caring, sweet, friendly, lovely, and to be honest, all good qualities that exist. Although she is all this, she doesn't know it herself. On the contrary, she thinks she's a burden, not worth love or life. And like, serious, bois, if one of you will ever meet a Célestine, tell her everyday how freaking perfect she is, because I think that's what she needs. BUT, she is out of your league lol. BAMBOOZLED

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In France, where I live, a Célestine is also referred to as an fallen angel, trying to help others, although forgetting how to help herself. You can help her, by giving back her wings and reminding her how heavenly she is.

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Last but not least, a Célestine is a piece of cheese that falls on the dusty ground

Célestine-person: I am so ugly. Why am I even living, no one's ever going to love me.
Normal person: You are not, and if you would only know how fucking perfect you are, idk, that would be fun ig
Célestine-person: Really? Normal person: Yes. So, euh, let's hang out sometimes. Célestine-person: No. Creep.

by CheeseCheesChess April 16, 2019


Doing a Solvay

Commit severe actions of aggressive behaviour and then get cancelled for it

A: yo what's Jeffrey Dahmer doing bro
B: he be doing a Solvay
C: oh shit, oh fuck

by CheeseCheesChess October 27, 2022


Do a Solvay

Commit acts of transgressive behaviour

A: "What is Jeffrey Dahmer doing?"
A: "he do a Solvay"
B: "Oh fuck. Oh shit."

by CheeseCheesChess October 27, 2022