shitstache

When a police officer grows a mustache that went out in the seventies. For example Officer Ray Fox 5628.

Officer Fox:"License, registration, and insurance please ma'am."

Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"

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rape artist

A rapist who gets pleasure from creating works of art related to rape.

After heinously raping a stray dog, Alvernious the rape artist sat in a quiet meadow and painted a collage of his actions.

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amish stagecoach

When drilling a broad from behind doggy-style, take a towel and wrap it around her neck. With both hands, pull the slit into your man meat to and fro.

Nancy:"How was your date with Rodrigo last night?"

Beryl:"We went to a movie and then he took me back to his house and gave me a good amish stagecoach."

Nancy:"Aww, shucks. Why do you get all the good ones?"

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treckle

when after spitting mud out of your ass, the remnants left on your ass cheeks from the up-splash.

Harvey ran to the shit gobbler after feeling the sudden urge to "mud". When he finished, he had to use extra toilet paper due to the treckle left behind.

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shit gobbler

Another word for a toilet. It is usually very dirty with plenty of left over skidmarks and stray pubic hair.

Grover the friendly troll with treacher collins syndrome left a smattering of drippy turds in his shit gobbler after eating at Taco Bell.

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