Ashland

When an individual driving a vehicle crashes onto train tracks near a railroad crossing and continues to drive along the tracks until you get your car stuck between the ballast or on the tracks.

Guy 1: "Dude, I crashed into a railroad crossing and drove like a mile stuck between the tracks near this one station!"

Guy 2: "That's very Ashland of you."

Guy 1: "And? At least Mike Cyr's finding interesting shit to put on the grab bag."