Sacred Heart High School

Dec 2017
Stituation,
It's with a wretched heart to report that Sacred Heart High School hasn't experienced any progress. Since your departure the athletic department introduced football. Once thought to add pride to the culture has only taken away from our reputation fueling the egos of many untalented “athletes”.
The administration's gone through many changes, now a board of senile people who seek to eliminate fun. Their financial activity has severely hurt both wallets of the parents and the well-being of the school. Tuition has increased with no signs of the money going to good use. The science wing received a high-tech refurbishment. However classes have only used the equipment to make paper boxes. The speech & debate room now has lights, seats, and a window so while walking to the caf you can see the lesbians sc*****ing each other on stage. This program lures ignorant 7th graders into submitting themselves into a life-long of sexual experimentation and identification issues.
To fortify our school a multi-thousand dollar key-card system on only 1 door. However, within 2 days of the installation it broke as students soon realized that by merely pulling on the door with the strength of a 7th grader you could enter the school. Our principal warned that this was trespassing. Do we feel safe now!
Nothing left to say except: sorry. We tried but all efforts were fruitless. Our beloved school has 5 years left at best. We hope that one day that will change.
-Friends

Guy #1: What do you call a small group of 50, maybe 60 people who all dress the same and follow the orders of f***in' crazy people?
Guy #2: Sacred Heart High School students?
Guy #1: I was thinking the Manson Family, but that works too.