Bromeostasis

1. Being completely at peace with those around you.

2. A state of absolute brohood.

"I was listening to Pink Floyd with Ryan and Jim the other night, and I was in complete bromeostasis."

Pink Jerky

A term identifying elderly female genitalia.

1. "So how was your date last night? Wasn't she like 60?" "Yeah, I was chewing on that pink jerky all night long."

2. "I accidentally saw my grandmother's pink jerky yesterday." "Dude, I'm sorry."