Jackin' the Beanstalk

slang term for male masturbation

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

Cleo

Donating to a good cause in a way which is purposefully rude and obnoxious.

"did you hear about the thing at the canned food drive?" "yeah, some jackass pulled a Cleo and donated expired cat food"