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A general term to describe any number of age related maladies
I wake up wondering, which part of my body will the AGEitis show up in today?
An affection for electronic devices that borders on the unhealthy.
Using an electronic device to replace human contact.
Mary's case of cybromance was so severe, she couldn't sleep without her cellphone's alarm going off, every hour
The art of deflecting responsibility for statements or actions to another source.
His success is largely based on his uncanny knack for directing Blameability at his critics.
The fear that someone is procrastinating better then you.
Every day you donât answer my text, aggravates my Xenocrastiphobia.
The sensual place your mind goes when cleavage is visible, and you hope/wonder what that next half inch would expose.
When the waitress delivered our food, she bent over and I went right to Areola 51.
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What you call a person in the Oval Office who can't do the Job.
Your phone is dead ,and you can't tweet? I'll get right on that
Mr Resident.
A special time in the universe when, everything that can, will go Right.
After I found my lost class ring, and the Prize Patrol knocked on my door, I knew that was, Murphy in Retrograde.